Now bite off the head, Jimmy!
I've always thought it strange that edible items are made in the shape of cartoon characters and the like. Chewing off bits of the head of a Mickey Mouse popsicle, for example, just strikes me as macabre. With that in mind I came up with the following prank. Take a hollow chocolate Easter bunny and fill it (partially) with fake blood and reseal it. That way, when bitten it will "bleed". It'd be necessary to give it a quick shake right before presenting it to the intended target in order to coat all the interior surfaces as they'd probably start eating at the top. There are two obvious problems with this idea: firstly, it might be pretty traumatic (at least for a child), and second, it has a high potential for staining. Therefore, I don't suggest you try it. Pity.
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